‘And we don’t even ask for a first-year contract with our sack services,’ barks Indexit indignantly.
‘For thirty years, we’ve always been the good guys. That’s never going to change!’
‘Too right!’ yaps Shreddit. ‘We’ll never be the confidential waste Mafia!
So – sorry, Fetchit – if they’re the Mafia, why are you dressed like that?’
‘Second point of business,’ smiles Fetchit. ‘To mark our thirtieth anniversary, because it was May 1992 when Doxbond officially opened… meet your new sister!’
And he reveals the bright-eyed little rescue puppy sitting behind him. ‘So… we’re all going to be godfathers!’ yaps Shreddit. “What are we going to call her?”
‘That’s our new competition,’ says Fetchit.
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